To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
Because she blows the horn!

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear. 

Did you hear about the blonde?
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Did you hear about the blonde?
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? 
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
She missed the Earth!

What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
The Branch Manager.

Why do blondes love lightning?
They reckon somebody is taking their photo.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
She couldn't find the recipe.