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Hi,
do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

Born Free. . .
Taxed to Death.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching T.V... another playing football and the third one were caught reading this message.

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this message.

This dog,
is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

There was this Eskimo Chick
who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards.

The probability
of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

How Dogs and Women are alike..
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Did you ever
walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

My girl and me,
we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

There are moments in life..
when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams...

Always remember..
you're unique, just like everyone else.